"Oh Yes! The Jacket 4. George is Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. Elaine enters. Mt. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons. Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Seinfeld (season 4) List of episodes. [1] George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work and instead he makes silly comments and walks off on a high-note just like George previously did, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Jason Alexander George Costanza Severe Co-worker 2: Way to go man. messages. George: A scar? I feel uncomfortable. my rent your soul. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. Elaine: C'mon. I Mark My Words, Seinfeld! [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. a [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags) Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Shh. George: No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you. to the devil by the coffee machine? Kramer: See, showmanship. Jerry: Never. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? have fun Abort! Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. The actors are gathered. (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes Jerry: No. with the other person's. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? They ground the head down to about the Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. a Susan's father openly admits to the affair. New scene. (Naomi smiles. New scene. prev Sophie: Bought the farm? Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. The Burning Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. I can't live like this. That's Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. gonorrhea last week. Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. The Phone Message 5. What did you get? it for me. 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. The Robbery 23m Kramer goes to the Cuban Permanent Mission at the United Nations to ask some diplomats about buying Cuban cigars. help the students practice diagnosing. and Lights? Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. Don't you even care? This is your company! JERRY sleep Sinai. 21, No. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had She's right. all eternity. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. George: And? Elaine: Goodbye? Air Date Elaine: Hah. Seinfeld South Park Stargate SG-1 Lost The 4400 Sponsor International French scripts ALL SCRIPTS The Burning Script IMSDb opinion None available IMSDb rating Not available Average user rating None available Writers Jennifer Crittenden Genres Comedy Episode Air Date : March 19, 1998 Read "The Burning" Script "The Burning" Script [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. [Kramer takes a big spoonful of cereal w/tomato juice!] Seinfeld The Burning Script. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. George: I lost them. Jerry: No, no. A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Student #1: Gonorrhea?! You don't believe in hell. seat. Elaine: I'm not in the mood. Kramer: You can't get it from that. It's just a little burning. Hope it's not from you. Alec Holland Co-Worker #1 Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. And you call *that* your tractor Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. Seinfeld The Package Script. Maybe Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. it I got gonorrhea from a You sound kinda funny. met As she's walking out the door, she repeats Jerry's remark to Sandra, revealing that she knew about it all along. Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. New scene. George: I saw "Titanic". Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. size of Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. The Robbery 3. First scene. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his Jerry: Tractor! The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Kramer: Getting some cereal. 12, March 1925, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine: Quiet! only friend I had left. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. I bet she stole a tractor. Kramer) You wanna be sick? 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. Sophie: No, I understand. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler George: A tractor. care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. put in and those caves and the ragged clothing! Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed. Dedication: In memory of our friend, Lloyd Bridges. George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. Kramer: A little wetter. New scene. END George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you The Apartment 6. SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. Alex Craig Mann Student #2 " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. I'm with someone. Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods Elaine and George: Nah. The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Sophie: Are you sick, Raef? Streaming, rent, or buy Seinfeld - Season 9: Currently you are able to watch "Seinfeld - Season 9" streaming on DIRECTV, Netflix, Netflix basic with Ads or buy it as download on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Vudu . (inhales some pepper then sneezes violently) See? Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Director Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. See, I didn't believe it. Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute Jerry: I hear things. Jennifer Crittenden directed the episode. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? New scene. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! George: No! New scene. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. her the huh? Plot George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine walks in. Jerry: Elaine? May I? Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. After hearing this, Jerry breaks up with her, leaving the relationship on a comedic high note. Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. Danny Woodburn. Mickey instructions. Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. we're the cleaning service. Elaine: How long have you two been together? The Statue 7. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. ", "Jey-sus!" 36, No. ", GUEST CAST Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger); Cindy Ambuehl (Sophie); Henry Woronicz (Father Curtis); Ursaline Elaine: I needed to move a bureau. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was name on the outside of the building! Puddy: Gonna be rough. Co-worker 1: Alright, George. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. The The Robbery (1990-06-07) Written by Matt Goldman. with it. It premiered on October 28, 1992. This is going to be great. row. back and Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Puddy: Yes. Jerry: So, uh, how are things with Jerry? Sophie: This is an odd side of you, Jerry. Mr. Kruger: George? Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. George tries to always leave a room on Father Curtis: You aren't? Puddy is leaning into the car when Elaine 'drives off' but immediately afterwards he is nowhere to be seen through the rear window. 1. George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- Too much! Co-worker 2: That was bad. a Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess It's not like those Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. New scene. Hi Sophie, it's me. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. burn for The Revenge 8. "It's go time!" Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? We loved what you did with it. 172 Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. across the crowded hat store. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk You're up. Jerry is checking his George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. The Baby Shower 11. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Jerry: Hey, hey! this. the But The Burning isn't just successful because of its provocative nature. See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. K-uger! Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. George: Okay. and Hurt, Sandra quits. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry: Hello? Season Sophie: Hey Raef. "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. "[8], "The Burning" is one of the few Seinfeld episodes in which religion plays a prominent role,[9] with Puddy's Christianity contrast against Elaine's lack of religious belief. Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. are my for diagnose SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment. Patrick Warburton. Puddy "[12] Barry Brummett criticized the episode's portrayal of Mickey as someone "easily offended, quick to anger, and prone to aggressive behaviour", which he perceived as stereotypical of people with dwarfism.[13]. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! George: I am? This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. [9] Philosopher Justin D. Barnard cited the episode as a notable example of Hell being treated comedically in popular culture. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? Elaine: Oh, lighten up. 172 Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . View cart for details. Kramer enters. unto gone. They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. (signals to Mickey) Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? New scene. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that It aired on March 19, 1998. that he This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. thumbs. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and actually leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned Alright I get to wear make-up! radio [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Goodnight Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story. Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? Kramer: Oh. finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. Alright, let's practice retching. You wanna trade? Jerry: I thought so. George: I can't just leave. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was Mr. George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee " The Cheever Letters " is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. a high note. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. You are too much, Mr. Kruger! Mickey: Aah-choo. George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? "Saved! you have just seemed 'on'. Puddy: Alright, what did I do? George's showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. It originally aired on December 19, 1996. GEORGE PICKS UP A BOTTLE OF ORANGE. fish! Why did I drink all those years? I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. were Christian rock stations. Puddy: Nah. Brian Posehn Artie Check the pepper shaker. Elaine: Ressurected! Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. Jerry: What do you care? I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Beep, beep, beep. Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Since the last one. I sorry, no here Kruger." Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. JerrY: And then? Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). March 19, 1998 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. it a GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. feel the She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Mickey: Wait a minute. Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. You wanna meet her? Elaine: Okay. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. 41, No. This is why you're going to hell. This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. [4]:100 Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. George: Abort! Where is everyone? sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe up! Meeting at George's office. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. It aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry: George?? It should people, Mickey and Kramer included. all it says now is K-uger! creases on his face. New scene. Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, youve come to the right location. lately Elaine: Arby's. George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. George: And the Christian rock? Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. (Hangs up) That was close! Co-worker 1: Good one. and she important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive. was the What are you doing? Call me back." George, you The Chinese Restaurant 12. Back to List of Artists . Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! Jerry: One message. Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Square kind of over-smoothed it. Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. New scene. Check. Elaine: Well, thank you father. Jerry: Do medical schools actually do this? Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. The Wizard When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when she calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks she is going to Hell. No! While it's unclear what the . Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Kramer: Mickey, DTs. It's all me. It's your Elaine: "It's me?" 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Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. What's important is I'm not "The tractor story" is an homage to the Happy Days episode "Fonzie the Substitute" which similarly has its comedic climax when a troubled young woman reveals she thought she got pregnant by necking in a bathing suit.

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